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Vanessa's Random Movie Quote:

'I find your lack of faith disturbing.'

- Darth Vader, Star Wars

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have you seen her? have you seen her??

hair black as ebony, lips red as blood, skin white as snow...it's Snow White!! or at least, it seems to be...

news has it that someone has been dressing up as Snow White (yes, puffy sleeves and all) and is going around abducting innocent garden gnomes from people's front lawns!!

the police had at first passed it off as a prank played by some bored, confused teenage girl...however, when the number of incidences soared past 7, they reckoned that someone carrying out such indiscriminate actions must be stopped. at this point, no one has any information on the whereabout of the abducted garden gnomes or any clue who Snow White might be.

although seemingly harmless, it is feared that this case of garden ornament robbery could trigger future fairytale crimes such as Prince Charming clad in amour cutting down heritage-listed hedges, Cinderella leaving her shoes in unsightly places, unwary public getting pricked by needles (from the spinning wheel) and falling into eternal deep sleep...the possibilities unthinkable...

so if you have witnessed any strange fairytale sightings or suspicious behaviour which you can't quite put your finger down on, please do not hesitate to contact CRIMEWATCHERS and help make our neighbourhood and safer and fairytale-free place to live in...

i'm currently so fed up with my presentation that...arghh!! i just want to turn everything into sashimi...but instead of slicing up everything i see, how about venting this angst on nintendo wii?

nintendo wii gamers would know that the gaming experience is quite different from the normal ps or xbox...instead of thumbing the joystick and pushing buttons, it involves circular stirring movements in cooking mama and swinging about madly in golf or fishing...so i was thinking (which is sometimes a dangerous thing) with this concept in mind, that there should be a game in which we can slice up things with a katana :D

similar to pushing the A button to attack and X for guard or defend, the player welds the controller as the scabbard and moves it in the same way one would attack and defend with a sword. of cos the trump card of the game is not just being able to carry out lightning-fast samurai moves, but also having detailed graphics with in-your-face blood and gore, spine-chilling sound effects and dismembered body parts...heheh...(now we're talking)

the game would start off with tutorials learning the basic attack and defend stances, and perhaps also some physically possible combos. the player can then gain experience by fighting against other samurais, or swordmen in general, and uncovering (or creating their own) new moves in the simulated world. they can go around duelling other fighters, cleansing a village from rabid zombies (yes, there must always be zombies) and basically just slicing up anything sliceable...hahahaaa...wouldn't it be cool if to restart a level, the player would have to kill himself by harakiri? hahaa...i'm so sadistic...

ok, so thats the general gist of the game. a cliche storyline can be attached to it where some young unfortunate boy gets his whole family massacred by some random psychotic rounin samurai or evil samurai faction and vows to avenge his parents death by joining a dojo and learning the way of the samurai. he then "graduates" from the dojo (or leaves or gets kicked out by whatever means) and pursues his destiny of revenge. he meets other fighters along the way, maybe some split-personality sekigahara demon samurai, or love-worn kenshin, or save a rice-planting village from mecha bandits together with 6 other samurais (and zombies!! don't forget zombies!!)...whatever the storyline as long as there are things to cut up i'm fine with it :P

yep...so miyamoto shigeru, enough jumping on turtles and collecting coins, it's time for super mario to start welding that katana and challenge luigi for a duel to the death...and whoever the winner can get princess toadstool before onime no kyo slices her up into sashimi pieces!! hahahaaa....

ok, now back to work...*slice slice*

ps: i've never played nintendo wii